Butt implant needed

January 20th, 2010: I might possibly need a butt implant. After a treacherous boat ride yesterday hopping from island to island, jumping the tops of the waves instead of taking it slowly and going peacefully going up and down, my left and right butt bone seems to have taken some damage. Perhaps if I get an implant at a reasonable price, I can not just have the necessary padding for rough boat rides, but for bus trips and skinny bicycle seats too. Besides looking freakish, it seems like a good idea. I wonder if a woman would appreciate a nice silicon butt to squeeze?