BIG mistake in my choice of words

September 27th, 2009: Feeling like drinking something different than my usual glass of blackberry juice with breakfast, I decided to try expand my horizons. Thinking that pineapple juice would be nice choice, I casually asked for, un hugo de pene – realizing at that moment I just asked for Penis juice, wanting to stab myself with the butter knife that sat at my table and laugh at the same time. Thankfully the owner understood that I did not want to drink his personal protein fortified juice and said, “ok, un hugo de piňa.”