Sexual intercourse with a donkey

December 3rd, 2009: Tomorrow I will be entering the north coast of Colombia. I am told that it is common for men in the sticks of this region to lose their virginity to a donkey and to continue having sexual relations with them. With this said, women seem to not think it is a big deal if they are with someone who has sex with donkeys.

So, if a man has sex with a donkey…could they transfer STD’s? If so, would it be a valid argument if you pass a sexually transmitted disease onto your wife, to say that you didn’t cheat on her but you got it from a donkey? Throughout my travels I heard of chickens and sheep, but a donkey? – it seems that a nice swift kick to the twins would put this activity to an end.

Expressing how it must hurt the donkey, my friend from the north coast laughed and asked if I have ever seen the appendage on a male donkey, insinuating that a man…even a man of porno star potential would not distress a female donkey.

In the border towns of Mexico, men will pay to see a donkey show involving indescribable activities with a woman and a male donkey. Now the question is…would women pay to see a female donkey with a man? If so, there could be a lot of money made out there, someone just needs to…do it.