When water is more expensive than gas

January 20th, 2010: Went to the store to purchase some water for solely the plastic bottle. Costing about $2.00 USD for a liter, I had to think. Seeing a man fill up his gas tank a few days back for about $0.50 USD for 24 liters (6 gallons of gas) I wonder if my water purifier could clean the impurities out of the gas so I could just drink gasoline instead of water? I will have to see if there is a test subject out there for my experiment...maybe a dog or cat will have to try it first, then...a backpacker.

Butt implant needed

January 20th, 2010: I might possibly need a butt implant. After a treacherous boat ride yesterday hopping from island to island, jumping the tops of the waves instead of taking it slowly and going peacefully going up and down, my left and right butt bone seems to have taken some damage. Perhaps if I get an implant at a reasonable price, I can not just have the necessary padding for rough boat rides, but for bus trips and skinny bicycle seats too. Besides looking freakish, it seems like a good idea. I wonder if a woman would appreciate a nice silicon butt to squeeze?